michael jackson is not elvis......

i dont get people.. first of all remember a month ago? michael jackson was a freakish looking white woman that molested children - now he's rotting in the ground and all you see on TV and the net is pictures that are 20 years old of when he actually did something useful with his life -- not once have i seen a photo of freakish child molesting mikey in relation to his death.. what is it with americans that makes them turn every jackass worthless piece of shit into a total goddamn saint once they turn up dead??

billy mays died too -- he brought us things like oxyclean and mightyputty and general entertainment with every saying of "BILLY MAYS HERE!" and guess what? he wasnt a wierdo and didnt go to trial not once let alone twice for fucking children - where is his respect and publicity? still all you hear is OMG michael jackson died he was so wonderful and the king of pop!

people annoy me..

It's equivalent to John Wayne Gacy dying and everyone saying "What ever happened to that jolly chubby clown fellow we all liked to have around?"

electronic cigarettes

so i got suckered into buying the Blu brand electronic cigarettes because of the fancy ad on the internet.. it seems like a great product - nicotine you can get anytime without burning ciggs and can do it inside buildings (which is banned virtually everywhere.. land of the free? who came up with saying again? surely doesn't apply to this country anymore!).. off track - anyway back to the point - seemed like a great plan, healthier safer and anywhere use of cigarettes cant go wrong right??

yeah, thats what i thought a month ago.. i ordered the damn thing over a month ago and last week i finally got an email saying "congratulations we've shipped your shit" so im checking the mail waiting for it to come saying "its been shipped a week ago now i should have it any day!".. today i got the email -- oops, sorry we said we shipped that because we didnt. its been backordered until the end of eternity and we have no idea when or if we will get this out to you.. what a load of shit - it would have been nice to let people know you dont really have any of your product before people sign up and pay for it rather than waiting a month to say its shipped and then say "haha! you sorry bastard you thought you were really going to get your order didnt you?!?"

so it might be a fabulous thing but at the rate this is going i wont know untill Xmas!

moral of the story - if you want an electronic "blu" cigarette dont get your hopes up anytime soon...


*****Update after the fact******

Totally not worth the wait, the E-Cig trend is bullshit.. doesn't have the satisfying "cancer feeling" of smoking a real cigarette anyway.. I've met some people with the super fancy, amazing, expensive, bigger than 3 iPhones stacked together sized fuckers and they make a hell of a lot more smoke but still...... not the same.. In no way would it be a replacement for real smoking..

The "Sin Tax" on cigarettes is fucking bullshit and it costs sooo fucking much to smoke nowadays but what can you do? When you want the satisfaction of a nice warm lung full of nicotine you gotta do what you gotta do!